it doesn't work that way

Moron throws bouquet out of plane in flight, flowers sucked into engine. Surprised?

mindlessdork wrote in wtf_humans Jul 17, 2009 11:10

An Italian wedding ended in disaster when the throwing of the bride's bouquet caused a plane to crash.

Did nobody think this through?! Why did the pilot not object to this?! WTF?!

weddings, plans backfiring, planning fail, foreign places, marriage, idiots, italy, wtf, it doesn't work that way, accidents

Real Life Mad Scientists

consortofvenus wrote in wtf_humans Feb 16, 2009 22:42

I'll just cite the guy who invented a rape machine, which is just what it sounds like, using it on chimpanzees in order to research subject of love. I'll leave the rest of the disturbing list to you folks.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17039_p2.html

animals, animal cruelty, science, crazy people, sex crimes, military, it doesn't work that way, medical profession wtf

What an idiot!

fayanora wrote in wtf_humans Aug 12, 2008 06:15

Man's wasp plan destroys garage, car ( Read more... )

human error, stupidity, it doesn't work that way, ignorant people, potential darwin award winners, stupid people

Not how adoption works on this planet.

brockulfsen wrote in wtf_humans Jul 20, 2008 19:12

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/4808293/baby-mystery-womans-uterus-cut-open

And we thought the myth about kidneys was seriously funting creepy.

cruelty to children, children, words cannot speak my dismay, true evil, you're doing it wrong, crimes, it doesn't work that way

I... am just... speechless.

fayanora wrote in wtf_humans Mar 28, 2008 02:24

Anti-emo riots in Mexico.

Forum posts show similar sentiments. One person wrote on a government youth-website forum, "detesto a los emosexuales," which translates as "I hate emosexuals." Emosexual is an obvious play on homosexual, especially in Spanish, where the H is silent.

EMOSEXUAL? *Brain breaks*

persecution, wtf, you're doing it wrong, omg my brain is broken, it doesn't work that way, emos truly misunderstood